1. One Dave actually lowers the 'Paul factor', but the 'Dave factor' for 2 or more Dave's adds to the 'Paul factor' and the intelligence and safety of the entire group are greatly at risk.

2. Men's Weekend types will always share all but their last beer with a fellow Men's Weekender, unless they are a Dave, in which case they should have known better.

3. 'Captain George' and 'BMW George' are exact opposites when it comes to operating a motorized object.

4. Making fun of Natron's or Sheldon's size is not nice... but it is generally funny!

5. The Montero RULES!!!  [All hail the Montero!!!]

6. SHORT jokes about the Midget are long [or tall] on humor!

7. Life's Tough...  It's even tougher if you're a Dave [stupid.]

8. My new favorite bumper sticker [thanks Ben] reads: "The hardest part about being a Yankees fan is telling your parents that you're gay!"

mensweekendish \ adj: being stupid ; specif : conforming to  specific level of stupidity to gain access to hang out with the very cool mensweekend group W guys\ mensweekendishly adv - menweekendishness  n. 

9. Men's Weekendish sayings:

     We're not gay, but we're trying.

     We are an embarrassment of our former selves.

     All was under control until the adult supervision passed out.

     I'm thinking way too fast to be rememberin' shit.

     I don't think that I can trust my senses.

     Clarence coined the word "carefical".  The definition covers the area between "careful" and "colorful"!

    "We are aging faster than we are maturing"

  Haag came up with this one recently... "George is proof that there is no chlorine in the gene pool!"

Haag does it again-  A new Men's Weekend Motto:  "Carpe Scrotum", Latin, it means grab life by the balls.  Unfortunately, Haag can only do this when Gisela lets him have his balls!

Vegetarian: An old Indian word for 'don't know how to hunt' !

Men's Weekend Hunting Saying: "May your aim be true and your arrows be non-target practice arrows"!

Our egos have egone.

The rotten fruit doesn't fall far from the diseased tree!  [Natron commenting on several of the second generation Men's Weekend attendees!]

I lost my memory 12 ounces ago!

We're not friends with benefits, we're friends with detriments!

   [MANY others that were immediately forgotten!]